I urge you to please notice when you are happy.
im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time
[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*
wanna know something that can rise really quickly if things go right? ;)
the exponential growth graph
my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing